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thecarvingwitch:

It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade

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Source: katara
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waggington:

hauntington:

Biology is silly, I already know what I’m made of. Candy and disappointment.

i hate this post in general but i really want to know who went through and capitalized things properly

like it’s tumblr

Source: waggington
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orcas:

orcas:

My local water park is draining their pools but before they do they’re having a ‘Doggy Day’ where you can bring your dogs and have them splash around and play for awhile

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

hiphopfightsback:

Pulled a fast one on us 8 year-olds,

she knew her demographic exactly and she was teachin them right

(via canadumb)

Source: living-in-gmajor
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lyriciss:

My first rap battle.

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Source: istillgotmymoney
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rrrrosa:

those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next

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cheekeeymonkey:

unamusedsloth:

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That is the face of a cat that knows its embarrassing moment will never be lived down

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Source: unamusedsloth
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neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

(via legallyblained)

Source: neptunain
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lexicution3r:

lexicution3r:

my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there’s no chocolate.

“How can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?”

“How is there NO CHOCOLATE???”

“DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE HANGING FROM THE CEILING BUT THERE’S NO CHOCOLATE?”

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