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caterjunes:

"can i come in?"

"i don’t know, can you?”

cursing quietly, the vampire backed away, foiled yet again by the english teacher’s pedantry

(via triangleville)

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tazzygal:

time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happensounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

You know, men with thick necks are just asking to be beheaded.  Guys with naturally long necks all want to be beheaded and they know it.

tazzygal:

time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happen
sounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

You know, men with thick necks are just asking to be beheaded.  Guys with naturally long necks all want to be beheaded and they know it.

(via delightfully-derranged)

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foodchewer:

how do people do backflips and shit like i can’t even flip my grilled cheese without fucking up

(via confirmance)

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orelpuppington:

isn’t it funny how people say ‘grilled cheese’ instead of ‘grilled cheese sandwich’? you could be talking about an actual piece of grilled che

i stopped typing because i realized that this is the single most worthless post ever conceived 

(via paradoxsocks)

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rehaunt:

okay so there was this one time i went to walmart with a friend and someone just left their kid in the ball cage and it looked like walmart was selling children paired with a ball for five bucks

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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atribecalledgoodbreed:

When you saw this on Saturday you knew shit was about to go down on Disney.

(via gnarly)

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